" Always remember, The best time to go to the dentist....two thirty."  -Unknown but most likely came from someone's Dad (tooth hurty)

"The expert in anything was once a beginner who refused to give up"  Helen Hayes

“If, at first, you do not succeed, call it version 1.0.” – Khayri R.R. Woulfe 

"Hurry up, batter. This better be a short game, and I gotta get home for lunch." - Ham Porter (The Sandlot)

"Remember, kid, there's heroes and there's legends; heroes get remembered, but legends never die." - Babe Ruth (The Sandlot)

"May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears." - Nelson Mandela

"Try not to become a person of success, but rather try to become a person of value." - Albert Einstein

"It's always something stupid." Me, once the answer to a problem becomes known.

"Adventure is worthwhile in itself" Amelia Earhart

"In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded."

  - Terry Pratchett  - Lords and Ladies

There's no excuse for being unprepared. But the real measure of your skill is how you handle it when things don't go according to plan.

-Jereb

"Quality means doing it right when no one is looking." — Henry Ford

"The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." — Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (1980)

"Drench yourself in words unspoken, Live your life with arms wide open, Today is where your book begins, The rest is still unwritten." — Natasha Bedingfield

"It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish." ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings

"Don't believe everything you see on the internet" Abraham Lincoln

"Do not regret growing older, it is a priviledge denied to many." - Mark Twain

"Do those served grow as persons; do they, while being served, become healthier, wiser, freer, more autonomous, more likely themselves to become servants?" - Robert Greenleaf on Servant Leadership

"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave" - Hotel California - The Eagles

"Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great." - John D. Rockefeller

"I cannot discuss.......products.... that may or may not....... be under development".  Tech Boom Call Center script.

“Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.” —Tina Fey

 

"I complained because I had no shoes, until I saw a man who had no feet." - Unknown

"The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one."   -Mark Twain

"Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bug hunt?" -Hudson (Aliens 2 1986)

"Without risk, there is no adventure" - unknown

"Age of the geek, baby!" Alec Hardison (Leverage)

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

                                                                                           - Douglas Adams

                                                                                             Mostly Harmless